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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P7067 by Ivamis Trading Patches

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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch
4x1.5 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: Twill Fabric. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P7067
UPC: 840358425892
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch Description:
Oh, my goodness. Save us the agony of hearing all the details. We know, everything hurts and you're dying. At least we have a funny biker patch that can speak for you. Everyone around you will know that your life is coming to a slow and agonizing end… eventually. For now, though, you're still kicking.

We all know someone who feels this way. Maybe you feel this way more often than not. If so, you could do a lot worse than sewing the Everything Hurts and I'm Dying funny biker patch to the front of your jacket. It's the perfect size to fit right over the left or right breast. And because it features white block letters on a black background, no one will have trouble reading it – not even your friends who are also dying from everything under the sun.

We love funny biker patches. This one is especially entertaining due to where we are located. Everywhere we look, there are people complaining about how everything hurts and death is imminent. It's just one of those things in life that you can't escape forever.

At any rate, you need a couple of funny biker patches to lighten the mood. Everyone is so serious. We all need to step back and laugh a little. If this patch can get someone else to crack a smile and let go a little chuckle, mission accomplished.

As with all our funny biker patches, this piece is made with 100% rayon thread, a twill fabric, and a plastic backing with heat-activated glue. We recommend that you sew the patch in place rather than trying to iron it on. A needle and thread always works better. Not only that, but you also don’t risk damaging clothing with a hot iron.